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Absurd Marinade is a handcrafted, premium marinade made in Nevada. It comes in a variety of flavors. You can choose from the Absurd original, Absurd Chicken, or Absurd Autumn's Fire. Those who dislike bland, dry chicken will love our Absurd Chicken Marinade. This tenderizing method provides your chicken with unparalleled flavor, turning it into a delicious meal! The method also works for pork and chicken wings. If you like spicy food, try our Autumn's Fire marinade! Beef lovers will enjoy a steak like no other! Unlike other marinades, our original marinade preserves the natural flavors of the steak while providing an authentic taste. 

Every online order helps benefit the PDSA! 

ITP was the reason for the creation of Absurd Marinade PDSA (Platelet Disorder support Association), is dedicated to enhancing the lives of patients with immune thrombocytopenia (ITP) and other platelet disorders. Donations from thousands of individuals and numerous organizations, corporations and foundations have allowed them to serve the ITP community, promote their needs and unite them globally. But, without charitable gifts they can’t make progress. You can click the link above for a personal donation to help ensure ITP patients are empowered through education, awareness, and provide groundbreaking research to increase the understanding of ITP and develop treatment possibilities. Together we can make the world of ITP a more manageable place to be!



 These are just a few of the great things you can do with our Absurd Marinade!

You are only limited by your imagination!

steak sandwich
Marinated Steak
Ryan's Bloody Mary